drinkyourjuiceshelby:

God dangling the metal ball of destruction in the middle of the sky for our entertainment and to keep the nearby gas station workers fearful for their safety

queencaramilflinda:

From an FAQ with Brennan from ACOC

charlottan:

showing someone a movie is like fuuuuuck its bad now

fairycosmos:

seeking jobs that are ethical and fun for women with mental illness. part time hours and a minimum of 5 grand per month pay (non negotiable) 

fluffielox:

centrumlumina:

awwcutefuzzyanimals:

Thinking about something

theshitpostcalligrapher:

fairyblue-alchemist:

fairyblue-alchemist:

fairyblue-alchemist:

pov you are my brother watching me go to town on watermelon:

where did you all come from why are you all liking my watermelon post 😭😭😭

this really was the beginning of the end for me huh. why are you all here

#either the experience of going feral on a melon is more universal than i thought or i need to shake mia REALLY hard for note blasting me

tbh bit of both

(sorry idk how to perspective in ms paint)

darkmoonhyena:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

ALT

For most of 2021 my phone has been glitched so that any Wikipedia page shows the tf2 logo when I tab out of it

I’d like to report that my phone still does this. I still have no idea why

madqueensarah:

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

heygjo0n:

Idk, i just want draw some Bluey content XD

(sorry for the bad english)